麻烦这几个英文笑话翻译成中文

Now are not coffin

Panda couples get married for many years, but because Mr Panda youth masturbation, they always can enjoy excessive queen, 1 finally unbearable, Mrs. Panda dragged pandas at the clinic diagnosis, the German shepherd is sure, if I can guarantee medicine "queen", panda, with Mrs. Listen to the chemist's panda, sir, but the drunk with the 2 tablespoons as a pharmacist lion 20 spoon.

The panda wife crying of German shepherd, German shepherd saw Mrs Panda clinic, laughing, how, I asked the medicine is effective, panda wife: "too effective against Mr. Now I don't cover coffins."



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Pig to a park to play, in a very thick shade the lawn, see others in xx0o. It was a departed. The next morning, it came to this park, see the grizzlies where do push-ups yesterday. Pig walked over, "hey" sneered, Memphis stand didn't good the spirit ground say, pig, what are you laughing at? Pig said, hey hey, I'm stupid? Are you stupid or I really stupid? Memphis and said, I have what a silly? Pig, you said that the left early below, you haven't seen, there support, support,



   Television can be turned off

The fox brother was watching TV music program, fox sisters listen television singing, then follow singing, fox brother heard say: "if you can on TV is good," fox sisters happily say: "finally I sing" animal, the fox said, brother, if the television, don't want to hear it can turn off


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Couples who have a picnic, orangutans way by the east-northern tiger and the Wolf holding up robbery.

Listen, the east-northern tiger to Mr Orangutans cries, we want to enjoy your wife's body and put food baskets, standing over there.

Say that finish, with its claws on the ground to draw a line: if you dare to cross the line, we'll kill you, then he dragged female gorilla into the forest. ..

A few minutes from the ape crying stepmother woods, then a gorilla, not vice. Smiling

Conscienceless thing, female orangutan crying in your face, I was their violence, food baskets were also robbed, but you still face.
"No, you don't know I played said Mr Orangutans are a three times more line? I do to them and they are not found" faces

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2010-10-22 回答
现在不是棺材熊猫夫妇结婚多年,但由于熊猫先生青年自慰,他们总是可以享受过多的皇后,一终于忍不住,拖夫人熊猫熊猫在临床诊断,德国牧羊犬可以肯定,如果我可以保证药“皇后”,熊猫夫人,听化学家的熊猫,先生,但是作为一个药剂师狮子20勺2汤匙喝醉了。熊猫的妻子哭了德国牧羊犬,德国牧羊犬看见熊猫夫人诊所,笑,怎么样,我问药是有效的,熊猫的妻子说:“。有效先生也对我现在不盖棺材”无标题猪去公园玩,在一个非常浓荫草坪,看到别人在xx0o。这是一个离开。第二天早上,来到这个公园,看到灰熊队在做俯卧撑昨天。猪走了过来,“嘿”冷笑着说,孟菲斯的立场没有良好的精神地说,猪,你笑什么?猪说,嘿,嘿,我傻啊?你是笨还是我真的很愚蠢吗?孟菲斯说,我有什么傻?猪,你说这下面早走,你没有看到的,有支持,支持,电视可以关掉了狐狸的弟弟在看电视音乐节目,福克斯姐妹们听电视唱歌,然后按照唱歌,狐狸哥哥来信说: “如果你能在电视上是好的,”狐狸姐妹们高兴地说:“最后我唱歌”的动物,狐狸说,兄弟,如果电视,不想听到它可以关闭挑战成功的夫妻谁去野餐,猩猩方式由东,北虎,狼举起抢劫。听着,东北虎先生猩猩的呼声,我们要享受你的妻子的身体,把食物篮,站在那边。说,与在地面上画一条线完成它的爪子:如果你敢越线,我们就杀了你,然后他拖入森林雌性大猩猩。 ..从猿哭继母树林,那么大猩猩,而不是副几分钟。微笑丧尽天良的事,女猩猩在你的脸哭,我是他们的暴力事件,食物篮也被抢,但你还是脸。 “不,你不知道,我先生说猩猩是打了3倍多行吗?我不给他们,他们都没有出现”面孔 

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2010-10-22 回答

现在不是棺材      熊猫夫妇结婚很多年了,但因为熊猫,他们总是能青春手淫过度的女王,享受1终于忍无可忍,夫人熊猫拖熊猫幼仔的临床诊断、德国牧羊犬是确定的,如果我可以保证药”女王”,熊猫,夫人聆听药剂师的熊猫,先生,但在2大汤匙身为药剂师狮子20汤匙。      熊猫妻子哭的德国牧羊犬,狼狗看到熊猫诊所,谈笑风生,夫人,我怎么问

 

 

 

没有标题栏的      猪到公园去玩,在一个很厚的阴影,看到其他人在草坪上xx0o。这是一个离去了。第二天早晨,它来到这地方,看见公园灰熊队做俯卧撑昨天。猪走过去,“嘿”嗤之以鼻,孟菲斯站没好气地说,猪,你笑什么呢?小猪说:嘿,嘿,我很愚蠢吗?你是笨还是我真的愚蠢吗?孟菲斯,说,我有多么愚蠢吗?猪,你说,你早走下没见过,支持,支持,

 

 

 电视能自动关机      狐狸兄弟正在看电视,听音乐,电视节目姊妹,然后跟着唱唱歌,狐狸听见说:“如果你可以在电视很好,”狐狸姐妹们高兴地说:“我终于唱“动物,狐狸说,兄弟,如果电视,不想听到它可以关掉         挑战成功      夫妻野餐,红毛猩猩被东北虎、狼举起抢劫。      听着,东北虎先生的红毛猩猩哭,w