请帮我翻译下面的英文??

Her gasp brought an immediate reaction from her husband .

"Be quiet ,Muriel !"

He turned to me ,waving his finger .

"young man ! If you don't hapen to like my wift ,kindly do not show the face in such a manner !"

I was near to fainting but luckily for me ,the retired general and his wife had a great sense of humor . They burst into laughter and insisted on buying me a drink .

"Funniest thing I've seen since the war !"shoued the general . "Your first day ,is it ?"

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她的喘气带来了她的丈夫立即作出反应。 

“要安静,穆里尔!” 

他转向我,挥舞着他的手指。 

“年轻人!如果你不喜欢我碰巧wift,请不显示在这种方式的脸!” 

我是附近昏倒,但对我来说幸运的是,这位退休将军和他的妻子有一个强烈的幽默感。他们放声大笑,并购买我喝坚持。 

“滑稽的事情,因为我看到的战争!”大叫一般。 “你的第一天,是吗?”