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   你要想找一帅哥就别来了,你要想找一钱包就别见了。硕士学历以上的免谈,女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外),省得咱们互相都会失望。刘德华和阿汤哥那种才貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的,当然我也没做诺丁山的梦。您要真是一仙女我也接不住,没期待您长得跟画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散。外表时尚,内心保守,身心都健康的一般人就行。要是多少还有点婉约那就更靠谱了。我喜欢会叠衣服的女人,每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样。说得够具体了吧。

自我介绍一下,我岁数已经不小了,留学生身份出去的,在国外生活过十几年,没正经上过学,蹉跎中练就一身生存技能,现在学无所成海外归来,实话实说,应该定性为一只没有公司、没有股票、没有学位的“三无伪海龟”。性格OPEN,人品五五开,不算老实,但天生胆小,杀人不犯法我也下不去手,总体而言属于对人群对社会有益无害的一类。 
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月明 5级
2009-04-25 回答
Introduce myself, I have not a small majority, and students out of status, have lived abroad more than a decade, no decent school, trained in a wasted life skills, learning anything now returned from overseas, call a spade a spade, not be characterized as a company, there is no stock, no degree "three non-pseudo-turtle."Character OPEN, 55 open character, which is not honest, but naturally timid, do not break the law to kill下不去hand I also, in general, are useful to society of people of a class of sound. Interested parties the Union, non-shing disturbance not

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Never 7级
2009-04-25 回答
To find a handsome guy you do not come on, you have to find a wallet with the other. Master's degree or above no way , women entrepreneurs no way (except for a small business hawkers) clinics to save each other we will be disappointed. Andy Lau and Tom Cruise have this kind of Langjun not to sign your marriage is, of course, so I did not dream of Notting Hill. You want to really take a fairy I do not, do not look forward to growing with you as pictorial look at the cover on the panic. The appearance of fashion, his conservative, both physical and mental health of ordinary people on the line. Subtle number if it is still more . I like clothes a woman would be stacked, each finished stacked too just like store bought like. Specific enough to put you. 

Introduce myself, I have not a small majority, and students out of status, have lived abroad more than a decade, no decent school, trained in a wasted life skills, learning anything now returned from overseas, call a spade a spade, not be characterized as a company, there is no stock, no degree "three non-pseudo-turtle." Character OPEN, 55 open character, which is not honest, but naturally timid, do not break the law to kill hand I also, in general, are useful to society of people of a class of sound. 
Interested parties the Union, non-shing disturbance not