求四个角色的英语笑话带翻译

求四个角色的英语笑话带翻译,不要很长,不要很短,2到3分钟左右
四个角色!
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3级
2009-03-15 回答
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r 
esult."

  Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

  At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

  只剩一个引擎

  一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音:“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音:“各位,你们猜怎么啦 ?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说:“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

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路灯 6级
2009-03-16 回答
                Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says 
"Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!
四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3M公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"
呵呵,一个比一个效率高。
6级
2009-03-17 回答
Emma: The teacher asked me if I was the only child. 


Father: What did you say? 

Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness! 


埃玛:老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿? 

父亲:你怎么说的? 

埃玛:我说是的 -然后她说:谢天谢地! 



ONLY A FEW WORDS 

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger. 

What words do you know? 

Your purse or your life! 




几个英语词 

法庭上法官正审问一个抢劫犯,由于该犯是一个不会说英语的外国人,审问很困难。你一点英语都不会说吗?法官问。我只会说几个词。抢劫犯回答。 

你会说哪几个词? 

你是要钱还是要命! 
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匿名用户 2级
2009-03-20 回答
That driver insulted me(那司机侮辱我)
There is one woman, she's particularly ugly child, one day, she had children on bus.(有一妇人,她孩子长的特别丑,一天,她抱着孩子去坐公共汽车。)The driver said: ah! I've never seen such ugly children! Woman very unhappy to find a location to sit back down.(司机说:啊!我从没见过这么丑的孩子!妇人很不高兴,到后排找个位置坐了下来。)Next to a man question: how had you.(旁边一个男士问:你怎么了。)Woman said: It is an insult to my drivers.(妇人说:那司机侮辱我。)The man angrily said: you go looking for revenge him, I'll hold the monkey ... 那男士气愤的说:你去找他算帐去,我来替你抱这只猴子…… )


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