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A way to drink free beer
   Two men named Jack and Joe were walking along a road one hot summer morning. They were very thirsty and wanted very much to have a glass of cold beer, but they had no money.
   “I can get some beer for us without money,” said Jack.
   “Come with me.” They went to a pub(酒吧)about one kilometer away. It was lunch time and a lot of people were in the pub. The owner was selling drinks at one end of the long bar(柜台) and a waiter was selling drinks at the other end.
   “My friend and I can’t agree,” Jack went up to the owner and said, “I say there are two glasses in a litre(升) and the girl over there says there are four.” “You are right,” said the owner. “There are only two glasses in a litre.” “Thank you,” said Jack, and went over to where Joe was standing at the other end of the bar.
    He asked for two glasses of beer and told the waiter that the owner was going to pay for it. Then he called out loudly, “You did say two glasses, didn’t you, owner?” “Yes, that’s right. Two glasses,” the owner called back. So they drank the beer with great pleasure and then walked out of the pub.
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2008-12-05 回答
免费喝啤酒的方法:
分别叫做jack和joe的两个男人在一个炎热的夏天的早上沿着路走着。他们非常渴,非常想想喝一杯冰啤酒,但是他们没有钱。
“我能不用钱就给咱俩弄到两杯啤酒”jack说。
“跟我来”他们去了大概一英里以外的酒吧。正值午餐时间,餐馆里面有很多人。饭店老板在柜台的一头卖啤酒,还有一个侍者在另一头卖啤酒。
“我的朋友跟我不能同意”jack走到老板面前对他说,“我说一升啤酒是两杯,但是那边的女孩却说是4杯”“伱是对的”,老板说。“一升啤酒只有两杯”“谢谢”jack说。然后走到joe站的地方,他站在酒吧的另一头。
他要了两杯啤酒并告诉服务员是老板请客。然后他大声的叫道“伱确实说的是两杯,是不是,老板!”“是的,没错,两杯”老板大声的回应这。然后他们很愉快的享受了两杯啤酒然后走出了酒吧。

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2008-12-05 回答
一个方法喝自由的啤酒
二个被命名杰克的男人和乔正在沿着一个道路一个热的夏天早晨步行。 他们非常口渴并且非常有一杯寒冷的啤酒,但是他们没有钱。
"我能没有钱为我们拿一些啤酒,"杰克说。
"和我来" 他们去酒馆(酒吧)有关一公里之远。。 它是午餐时间,而且许多人在酒馆中。 拥有者正在长的酒吧(柜台)的一端卖饮料,而且一个侍者正在在另一端卖饮料。
"我的朋友和我不能同意 ," 杰克去到拥有者那边而且说," 我那里有公升(升)和女孩的二副眼镜有四.""你是正确的,"拥有者说。 "只有公升的二副眼镜""谢谢你,"杰克说, 而且改为乔正在酒吧的另一端站立哪里。。
他要求二杯啤酒而且告诉侍者拥有者将要支付它的费用。 然后他大声地大叫,"你确实二副眼镜,你不没有吗,拥有者?""是的,那是正确的。 二副眼镜,"拥有者回电。 因此他们用很大的快乐喝啤酒然后走出酒馆