A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and she has got everything ready:
foods,band, and a hired clown.
The woman is very disappointed and unsuccessfully tries to entertain the children herself. She happens to look out the window and sees one of the guys doing cartwheels across the lawn. She watches in awe as he swings from tree branches, does midair flips, and leaps high in the air.She calls the other guy over and says, "What your friend is doing is absolutely marvelous. I have never seen such a thing. Do you think your friend would consider repeating this performance for the children at the party? I would pay him $50!"
"Well...," he responds, "I dunno...let me ask him...
"HEY WILLIE...FOR $50 WOULD YOU CHOP OFF ANOTHER TOE?"
翻译!
一位女士为的孙女举行了一个晚会,而且她已经把所有的事情都准备好了,比如 食物,乐队,还雇了一个小丑。但是这位夫人非常沮丧,她并没有成功的逗乐小孩子。她不经意朝窗外看了一下,看见其中一个小孩在草地上搞侧手翻呢,她万分惊恐的望着,因为那小孩从着树支白到那个树支,并在半空中翻跟头,还在空中跳跃。她对其他孩子喊道,你朋友的表演好极了!我从来没看过如此精彩的表演, 你认为你的朋友愿意为晚会上的孩子们在表演一次吗?我愿意付他50美金!
好吧,他答道,不过让我来问问他。
嗨, 威利, 为了50美金 你愿意砍掉另外一个脚趾吗?